Thursday, February 17, 2011

Mind Meld

60's influenced bubble-gum pop with intermittent space sounds!

Saturday, June 26, 2010

wave train

A description of a tsunami. Lo-fi experimental 2 piece. Guitar/vocals plus a snyth. What's that assaulting your ears? It's a Wave Train.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Goldie Hawk

Great name for a disco/pop princess along the lines of Bat for Lashes or Little Boots.

Monday, February 8, 2010


(like Kamikaze) get it? pretty good, thanks to T for this one. can you imagine the logo!?

KamiCosby would be a shitty, firehall punk band consisting of a bunch of 17 yr olds who formed this band to get girls, do drugs and fuck with people (esp Bill Cosby).

Monday, December 7, 2009


90's inspired metal band with hip hop elements, probably Biohazard is big influence. This quote from my co-worker Sean.

Saturday, November 21, 2009


literal translation: Christ Time!

Monday, August 31, 2009


how is this not a band name??

total METAL!

Crane Crash

inspired by a drunken conversation, where I meant to say plane crash.


babe-alicious metal band!!


all girl straight-edge band, spelled eXecutriX

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Louis LePrince

Well, not a band name, but a name for a guy in a band. This is a pretty solid rock n roll name, if I do say so myself.
I've borrowed this name from the inventor of moving pictures in 1888. He mysteriously vanished on a train and his body & luggage were never found.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Fuck Buddies

My lady friends hate these words together, but I love em. Sure, sure, there are too many bands already with the dreaded F bomb in their name (Fucked Up, Fuck Buttons, etc) but what's one more. I'm thinking of this as a danceable band. Perhaps they could wear t-shirts that said For a Good Time Call and then have each band mate's real phone number.

Low Sleaze

Inspired by my reinterpretation of my friend Greg's summer look. This is the dictionary definition of "smarmy".
So, this band would consist of a bunch of skinny dudes who haven't shaved all week, wearing white v-neck t-shirts tucked into white stonewashed tight jeans with cut-up knees. They would play noisy stuff in warehouse venues and if you didn't like em you could just fuck off.

Monday, July 13, 2009

False Owls

good name. i like this one a lot. it would obviously be for some hipster band (oh well).

Exhibit A: a false owl

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

The Bone Wars

boring indie rock. you'd get excited because the name's really cool, and you shell out 13 bucks because, shit, the cover's cool too and pitchfork gave it an 7.6, but then you give it a listen and realize that all this crap sounds exactly the same: mediocre.

p.s. you should read about the REAL Bone Wars on wikipedia, it's a fascinating story.

Dead Birds

this band would be serious and dark and hopefully remind you of piles of dead birds. we'd aspire to sound like Neurosis, but come up embarrassingly short.

c.c.'s beauty mark

this would be a super fun, high energy throw back to poppy hair metal bands.
all songs about: screwing models, destroying hotel rooms, coked up strip club escapades, and one sad ballad about the one that got away....

Friday, May 22, 2009

Baby Graves

This would definitely be my all female black metal band, complete with organ and sometimes a cello. But this wouldn't be that pussy black metal, this is the real thing. In the vein of Mayhem, and out of grief and outrage, we burn down all the Babys R Us's in Sweden.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Horror Vacui

The fear of blank or empty spaces.

rather than go for the obvious and make this my imaginary dark punk or metal band, this would be my so-pretty-it's-creepy project. me and a guitar, a cute boy on a synth and a drummer with one snare, one symbol, a triangle and chimes. the music would be weird, but my voice would be high and clear and beautiful.

Letters of Transit

this is my douchey emo band.
name thanks to Casablanca.
we sing about lost love and faraway places.