Monday, August 31, 2009


how is this not a band name??

total METAL!

Crane Crash

inspired by a drunken conversation, where I meant to say plane crash.


babe-alicious metal band!!


all girl straight-edge band, spelled eXecutriX

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Louis LePrince

Well, not a band name, but a name for a guy in a band. This is a pretty solid rock n roll name, if I do say so myself.
I've borrowed this name from the inventor of moving pictures in 1888. He mysteriously vanished on a train and his body & luggage were never found.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Fuck Buddies

My lady friends hate these words together, but I love em. Sure, sure, there are too many bands already with the dreaded F bomb in their name (Fucked Up, Fuck Buttons, etc) but what's one more. I'm thinking of this as a danceable band. Perhaps they could wear t-shirts that said For a Good Time Call and then have each band mate's real phone number.

Low Sleaze

Inspired by my reinterpretation of my friend Greg's summer look. This is the dictionary definition of "smarmy".
So, this band would consist of a bunch of skinny dudes who haven't shaved all week, wearing white v-neck t-shirts tucked into white stonewashed tight jeans with cut-up knees. They would play noisy stuff in warehouse venues and if you didn't like em you could just fuck off.